If you use this site to look at my work, you promise not to steal it. Borrow inspiration if you like, but please don’t steal. • Suppose you are a robot or a person controlling a robot. In that case, you promise not to send me nonsense messages, fanciful promotions, lies, anything misleading, or junk mail of any kind. • If you look at this site, you understand that there is copyrighted material in this portfolio of work that I do not own. I am simply referencing those brands to show the work I was hired to do for them. • Speaking of those brands, there are no brand endorsements of me here or by me. Sure, I still keep in touch with many former clients, some of whom I call friends. But there may be a few who are ticked at me because I stopped sending them a holiday card or I said something in passing about the sweater their sister’s neighbor’s uncle was wearing at that one get-together we attended back in the day. I’m okay with that. It was an ugly sweater. Truly deserving of ridicule. • By using this site, you hereby promise to send the URL to all of your coworkers, friends, family members, and coworkers’ friends and family. Also, send the URL to your family members’ coworkers and friends while you’re at it. There’s no reason to send it to your friends’ coworkers and family. That would be going overboard.
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